Premature Adjudication

We're a bunch of law students who all live together and want to write a blog. Well, only three of us want to write, but the others may pop in occasionally. We have no true purpose, but I bet you'll see a lot about sports, current events, and general randomness. Don't worry bar admissions people we are both of high moral character and physically fit.

Thursday, July 13, 2006

The Bar Exam is Like...

(1) Payback for everything bad/fun/irresponsible/stupid you did in college

(2) A cocktail composed of 4 parts misery and 2 parts bullshit

(3) Passing a kidney stone

(4) Having a camera shoved up your deuce (ask THC)

(5) That burning sensation when you pee (again, see THC)

Ok, now your turn. Personal experience not required.

6 Comments:

  • At 12:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    It's like exhausting all your appeals in the days and weeks before they give you The Needle.

    All the best,
    Tookie Williams

     
  • At 7:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Its like having some dude put you inside Tookie Williams.

    Regards,
    The Needle

     
  • At 11:14 AM, Blogger T. House Cat said…

    (4) Better a doctor's camera than what you get shoved up yours.

    (5) It doesn't burn anymore, does that mean it went away on its own?

     
  • At 4:23 PM, Anonymous Cadillac Cardozo said…

    does auburn offer a one-on-one reading version of the bar?

     
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