Publix Deli Worker Part Deux
On with it...I causally approached the deli and he asked me what I wanted. I promptly and succintly responded. He proceeded to mumble something about how he had been there since 4am (to which I wanted to respond: I have been sitting in barbri for 7 hours--kiss my grits). He then mumbled something in my general direction, which I perceived to be a question. Since I don't speak mumble I thought he wanted me to order again, so I began to say "1/2 lb of tur..." at which point he interrupted and, as though irritated at me, said in a loud voice "Boar's Head or Publix?" Clearly, he had gotten my order correct the first time, but he could not remember (because it was 13 seconds ago) which brand of turkery I preferred.
At this point, I thought, "Housecat was right, that guy is a dick." Clearly, this man is not right in the head, and that is unfortunate. The bottom line is that he should probably be employed in a capacity where his surly demeanor won't be a such a liability. Thus, I would like to ask you all what occupations we should recommend to him?
My two cents: (1) Fire-watcher, or (2) Underachiever
What say you?