Premature Adjudication

We're a bunch of law students who all live together and want to write a blog. Well, only three of us want to write, but the others may pop in occasionally. We have no true purpose, but I bet you'll see a lot about sports, current events, and general randomness. Don't worry bar admissions people we are both of high moral character and physically fit.

Sunday, June 11, 2006

Please Geaux To LSU

Thanks Jim Wells, dick. Thanks for doing everything you could to lose that game last night and keep us out of the College World Series. PartyBoy and I were ready to spring for a RV and roll with the Tide all the way to mother-f'ing Omaha.

I mean, BUNTING in the FIRST INNING with our BEST HITTER??? With 2 on and no out...who does that? Did you sniff glue before the game? 8 runners left on base in the first THREE INNINGS and we only scored 2 RUNS????? What is this? The California Penal League????

And then you leave in our badass freshman pitcher in the 8th inning when you should have taken him out in the 7th--if not the 6th inning--and he gives up a 3 run dinger??? I think you were the only person (out of the 6,000 people at the game) who didn't think he should come out. But I guess you don't care if you ruin the confidence of the ace of our pitching staff for the next three years because you will be speaking Cajun in the 'Bayou next week.

Good riddance...I hope you choke on some jambalaya and then get eaten by an alligator. And learn how to walk, hunchback.

5 Comments:

  • At 11:26 PM, Anonymous William Jefferson Clinton Portis said…

    Buck Faseball and this post. The world would be perfect if major league baseball ended at the same time college baseball ended. Pretty soon, all we're going to see on sportscenter is baseball. I'd rather watch a Lifetime original.

     
  • At 11:27 PM, Anonymous William Jefferson Clinton Portis said…

    Buck Faseball. The world would be perfect if major league baseball ended at the same time college baseball ended. Pretty soon, all we're going to see on sportscenter is baseball. I'd rather watch a Lifetime original.

     
  • At 11:27 PM, Anonymous William Jefferson Clinton Portis said…

    Buck Faseball. The world would be perfect if major league baseball ended at the same time college ended. Pretty soon, all we're going to see on sportscenter is baseball. I'd rather watch a Lifetime original.

     
  • At 12:35 PM, Blogger Lord Helmet said…

    ok anonymous...i think you made your point during the "great baseball debate." Oh, wait, you don't want anyone to know you are, nevermind.

     
  • At 1:43 PM, Anonymous william jefferson clinton portis said…

    damn, why did this post three times? housecat, please fix this.

     

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