Premature Adjudication

We're a bunch of law students who all live together and want to write a blog. Well, only three of us want to write, but the others may pop in occasionally. We have no true purpose, but I bet you'll see a lot about sports, current events, and general randomness. Don't worry bar admissions people we are both of high moral character and physically fit.

Sunday, June 11, 2006

Entourage: Live Blog

To celebrate the re-emergence of Entourage, we're gonna try this live blogging thing. Helmet is present, I am present, and so is he-who-will-not-be-named:

9:01 - Starts with a recap of last season on Entourage. I realized that I probably should have refreshed my memory by watching season 2 before this.

9:03 - Johnny Drama has some high standards when it comes to women. What is "top tall"? I think that defines Helmet.

9:04 - Ranch party = Feeding Frenzy. Kind of like a movie premier.

9:05 - "You're Asian Lloyd, you should be all neat and stuff." Stereotyping is bad.

9:07 - "You'll remember this week like the week you got your first blowjob." That week will be soon for Helmet.

9:09 - I bet Vince's mom is hot. Something is just telling me that she should be.

9:10 - Well, she's not right there, but I bet she could be. Nope, not hot. Not at all.

9:12 - When did that annoying Long Island lady get pregnant? Did we miss something? Was she pregnant at the end of last season? How much time has passed? I'm confused.

9:14 - The other guys are amazed that Frank the Tank's wife from Old School is Ari's wife.

9:16 - "Does that make me a pussy?" Great question.

9:17 - James Woods' girl has some massive bombs. "Hey, get your own girlfriend." I'll be sure to use that one someday.

9:17 - The law of Turtle... Possession is two-fifths of the law.

9:19 - And now James Woods is going to lay down the law. 5 seconds... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... And he got tricked. Disappointment. James Woods can kick some ass.

9:21 - I'd definitely take Jessica Biel to a premiere over my mom. No offense Mom but I got needs.

9:23 - Great, more middle aged old ladies. At least they're from Long Island. Nothing brings comedy like a bunch of broads from Long Island.

9:25 - I'm pretty sure James Woods is about to go postal. And he disappoints yet again. Damn you James Woods.

9:26 - What's with Ari being nice to his wife? They had the perfect relationship before, no need to mess that all up.

9:26 - And it's over. That was pretty disappointing, I'm pretty sure it only lasted like 20 minutes. They better spice this shit up next week.

All I know is that I'm a terrible live blogger, but I'll try to get better.

7 Comments:

  • At 11:21 PM, Anonymous William Jefferson Clinton Portis said…

    "9:09 - I bet Vince's mom is hot. Something is just telling me that she should be."

    Dude, that means that you think Vince is hot. Interesting.

     
  • At 7:31 AM, Blogger T. House Cat said…

    I guess you could read that into it. He is an attractive man.

     
  • At 12:33 PM, Blogger Lord Helmet said…

    and some day housecat will understand why he pitches a tent every time he sees ryan seacrest on E! news

     
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    Served x 2.

     
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