Entourage: Live Blog
9:01 - Starts with a recap of last season on Entourage. I realized that I probably should have refreshed my memory by watching season 2 before this.
9:03 - Johnny Drama has some high standards when it comes to women. What is "top tall"? I think that defines Helmet.
9:04 - Ranch party = Feeding Frenzy. Kind of like a movie premier.
9:05 - "You're Asian Lloyd, you should be all neat and stuff." Stereotyping is bad.
9:07 - "You'll remember this week like the week you got your first blowjob." That week will be soon for Helmet.
9:09 - I bet Vince's mom is hot. Something is just telling me that she should be.
9:10 - Well, she's not right there, but I bet she could be. Nope, not hot. Not at all.
9:12 - When did that annoying Long Island lady get pregnant? Did we miss something? Was she pregnant at the end of last season? How much time has passed? I'm confused.
9:14 - The other guys are amazed that Frank the Tank's wife from Old School is Ari's wife.
9:16 - "Does that make me a pussy?" Great question.
9:17 - James Woods' girl has some massive bombs. "Hey, get your own girlfriend." I'll be sure to use that one someday.
9:17 - The law of Turtle... Possession is two-fifths of the law.
9:19 - And now James Woods is going to lay down the law. 5 seconds... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... And he got tricked. Disappointment. James Woods can kick some ass.
9:21 - I'd definitely take Jessica Biel to a premiere over my mom. No offense Mom but I got needs.
9:23 - Great, more middle aged old ladies. At least they're from Long Island. Nothing brings comedy like a bunch of broads from Long Island.
9:25 - I'm pretty sure James Woods is about to go postal. And he disappoints yet again. Damn you James Woods.
9:26 - What's with Ari being nice to his wife? They had the perfect relationship before, no need to mess that all up.
9:26 - And it's over. That was pretty disappointing, I'm pretty sure it only lasted like 20 minutes. They better spice this shit up next week.
All I know is that I'm a terrible live blogger, but I'll try to get better.