Premature Adjudication

We're a bunch of law students who all live together and want to write a blog. Well, only three of us want to write, but the others may pop in occasionally. We have no true purpose, but I bet you'll see a lot about sports, current events, and general randomness. Don't worry bar admissions people we are both of high moral character and physically fit.

Friday, May 05, 2006

Leinart: Just Another Hot Dog in the Hallway

Word on the street is that everyone's favorite goldenchild/quarterback, Matt Leinart, is now tagging everyone's favorite revolving door/hotel heiress, Paris Hilton. I can't see how this can be good for his football career, but I guess he just gave up after getting drafted by the Arizona Cardinals. Everyone knows that he was just using his football player status to get tail anyway. I'd just make her get tested first Matt. Better to be safe than sorry.

On a wow-they-might-all-go-to-hell-for-this note, I ran across some rather startling news while "researching" the whole Leinart/Hilton thing. This might be old news, but apparently some Indian director has sent a feeler to Paris Hilton about playing Mother Teresa in an upcoming movie. Hehe, he sent her a "feeler." Anyway, his reasoning for this is that he was impressed by Paris' refusal to take her clothes off for Playboy. Apparently he doesn't have the Internet, or read the news, or watch the Simple Life. I'm guessing that he's just a horny old guy stuck in India who has a thing for ridiculously slutty blondes. But to play the Mother Teresa card, isn't that taking it a little too far?

3 Comments:

  • At 7:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Well done...

     
  • At 4:42 PM, Blogger JNN said…

    Consider this one of those "Missing Person" fliers.

    Our law firm would like to report that our law clerk, Party Boy, is missing. He has not been seen or heard in about 2 weeks. We figured he would be finished with exams by now. We also thought about him having "his drunk on" for several days, but he usually likes to stop by in that kind of state of mind just to let us know he can.

    We are a bit concerned that he has not shown up to work drunk for over a week now. Please let us know where we might find our drunken Party Boy.

    Thanks,

    C & S

     
  • At 4:50 PM, Blogger JNN said…

    Please go to www.jnnbreakingnews.blogspot.com for further information

     

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