Premature Adjudication

We're a bunch of law students who all live together and want to write a blog. Well, only three of us want to write, but the others may pop in occasionally. We have no true purpose, but I bet you'll see a lot about sports, current events, and general randomness. Don't worry bar admissions people we are both of high moral character and physically fit.

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Birthdays and Contests

Yesterday, the Ranch failed to wish one of the most loyal readers of PA a happy birthday. This oversight was inexcusable and for it we sincerely apologize. As compensation (and will be excludible IRC section 61 gross income) we would like to offer you one free foot massage at Box 2.

An anonymous friend suggested a great contest which we at PA would like to conduct: because oil companies are apparently making record profits, the game is to see who can be the first to come up with a cause of action against an oil company which will SURVIVE summary judgment (and presumptively lead to a sweet settlement).

Ready...

...GO!

1 Comments:

  • At 6:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I would like to file a motion to apply motion lotion.

     

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