Uranus' New Ring...Ha!
No, this has nothing to do with Ephraim's body art...rather, the Ranch's favorite planet, Uranus, has a blue ring. Apparently, tiny particles generated by Uranus' moon, Mab, compose the blue ring. The particles range in size from "dust" to "chunks" according to the article.
Ok, seriously. I can't stop laughing. Anus...ring...chunks...this is all too much for my sophomoric and puerile mind to simultaneously digest. While this news is legitimately interesting for astronomy buffs and real astrophysicists, we birds of a feather who can only appreciate this for its comedic value must band together...I too sucked at calculus..so let's go give all the nerds who understand this stuff some big time wedgies. What say you all?