Premature Adjudication

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Thursday, April 20, 2006

Police Blotter

I was reading my undergraduate school's online daily newspaper and ran across the police blotter which they post from time to time. These were the best entries from the past week. Enjoy.

April 13, North Park Street, 3:07 a.m.
Police were on-hand to assist an ambulance that had been requested by Safety and Security at McCulloch Hall in the East Wheelock cluster. While loading the 18-year-old female student into the ambulance, she reportedly spat on one of the assisting Fire/Emergency Medical personnel. The freshman was taken to [the hospital] and arrested for simple assault and unlawful possession by intoxication. The former charge was later dropped.

April 18, South Park Street, 8:42 a.m.
Police responded to a call from workers at the Hanover Co-op Food Store that reported a shoplifting at the store. Workers observed a 15 year old attempt to hide a Ben and Jerry's Half Baked ice cream bar and a pack of Trojan ENZ condoms in his clothing. Workers stopped him at the door when he tried to leave the store and he was placed under juvenile arrest when the police arrived.

4 Comments:

  • At 4:02 PM, Blogger T. House Cat said…

    What a bunch of amateurs... Figures.

     
  • At 4:52 PM, Blogger Lord Helmet said…

    Like you thought about trying to buy connies at age 15...you probably didn't get your first pube until 22.

     
  • At 6:48 PM, Blogger Ephraim said…

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  • At 11:39 AM, Blogger Lord Helmet said…

    possession by intoxication means that your [previous] possession is inferred by your [present] intoxication. basically a blatant form of anti-constitutional retroactive criminal laws, in my opinion.

     

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