Premature Adjudication

We're a bunch of law students who all live together and want to write a blog. Well, only three of us want to write, but the others may pop in occasionally. We have no true purpose, but I bet you'll see a lot about sports, current events, and general randomness. Don't worry bar admissions people we are both of high moral character and physically fit.

Monday, April 03, 2006

Helmuth is a front-wiper

Lord Helmuth admitted recently on Spring Break that he is a front wiper. Only 27 percent of men and WOMEN are front wipers, which makes the Helmuth a freak. I imagine most of those are women anyway (no balls to get in the way), so that makes Helmuth a double freak.

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  • At 5:42 PM, Blogger T. House Cat said…

    If you front wipe don't you just smear shit into your taint? Gross. Helmet has a shitty taint.

  • At 10:17 AM, Anonymous LDD said…

    Helmet is probably a wadder too - all chicks wad their shit tickets. Dudes fold - you get better coverage that way.


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