Premature Adjudication

We're a bunch of law students who all live together and want to write a blog. Well, only three of us want to write, but the others may pop in occasionally. We have no true purpose, but I bet you'll see a lot about sports, current events, and general randomness. Don't worry bar admissions people we are both of high moral character and physically fit.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Front-Wiper Rebuttal

This is bullshit.

First, you cite some bunk internet survey for your statistics--equals ZERO credibility.

Second, you have no concept of the various options presented a front-wiper, i.e., back to front and/or front to back. Utilization of BOTH procedures conclusively removes any chance that the taint will not be properly cared for.

Third, and most important, what you uppity back-wipers neglect to tell everyone is that after you reach around and wipe you (one in particular, based on his Spring Break testimony) then bring the soiled shit-ticket around and out of the porcelain--raise it to your FACE--and proceed to INSPECT it to determine the amount of hot feces still remaining in your slot.

Any competent front-wiper does not need to take such extreme measures. Shit-tickets go straight from the brown-eye to the bowl--no questions asked. End of story.

I recommend all of you back-wipers go to this website: youlookatyourownshit?

Later taters. I'm out. I hate you all.


  • At 9:41 AM, Blogger T. House Cat said…

    Don't be pissed because you have a shitty taint.

  • At 9:51 AM, Blogger the dominator said…

    I don't think it's fair to comment on blogs by making a whole new blog; that should have gone under a comment to the front-wiper blog

  • At 9:58 AM, Blogger PartyBoy said…

    This sounds like sour grapes to me helmet...I'd attempt to debunk the stats too if my taint was imeasurably shitty


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