Don't Get On That Ship!!!
World's biggest cruise ship...gives everyone a semi...state-of-the-art...about to make its first transatlantic crossing...excuse me, but I hated this movie the first time I saw it...when it was called Titanic. Who in his/her right mind would get on that death-trap?
Irony is a fickle mistress, and suffice it to say I don't know if she can resist this one. What say you?