Casey At The Bat
The outlook wasn't brilliant for the law college nine that night,
The score stood 9 to 7, with but one inning more to play...
...and I'm not a poet so to make a long story short we fucking lost. Sucks.
I think my feelings can best be expressed by Tanner and Lupus from the ending of the original Bad News Bears: "Hey Yankees, you can take your trophy and your apology and shove it right up your ass! And just wait till next year!" Well, there really isn't a next year for us but whatever, like a great man named Crash Davis once said, "Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes it rains."
Write that down.