Broken Bottles and Shattered Dreams to Change Name
T-Town (AP) - That blog, Broken Bottles and Shattered Dreams (BBSD), that you don't read has decided to change its name in an effort to attract more readers. According to sources, Lord Helmet, who is unsatisfied with the blog's performance, introduced a motion on April 2, 2006 to reconsider the naming of the blog. He argues that the current name is too much of an inside joke and probably not funny enough. After a vote of 2-0, the members of the Ranch who actually care decided to change the name to 'Premature Adjudication' in honor of a more obviously funny Ranch inside joke. These changes will occur immediately.
In a related matter, sources report that T. House Cat will raise a motion to change the blog's URL to reflect the name change and provide better continuity. The motion is expected to pass as only 4 people outside of the Ranch have the current URL.