Premature Adjudication

We're a bunch of law students who all live together and want to write a blog. Well, only three of us want to write, but the others may pop in occasionally. We have no true purpose, but I bet you'll see a lot about sports, current events, and general randomness. Don't worry bar admissions people we are both of high moral character and physically fit.

Monday, March 27, 2006

Ghost of Spring Breaks Past

Spring Break is gone...forever. I will never have another. However, I take solace in the fact that I went out on top.

Here, in statistical accumulation, are the highlights of our trip:

3 lap dances at Sammy's...
...and 2 bottles of DP
576 bullets loaded
129 jager bombs downed
4 fights initiated
1 gauntlet thrown down at AJs
3 Total Bar Controls
5 grenades brought back to Destin Ranch
1 grenade pin actually pulled
54 holes of golf played
1 naked golf cart drive-by
1 pressed ham out the window to a carload of sorostitutes
286 dog farts
16 ncaa tourney games watched
3 boat trips to Crab Island
and 1 shit-ton of regret


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