Premature Adjudication

We're a bunch of law students who all live together and want to write a blog. Well, only three of us want to write, but the others may pop in occasionally. We have no true purpose, but I bet you'll see a lot about sports, current events, and general randomness. Don't worry bar admissions people we are both of high moral character and physically fit.

Monday, March 27, 2006

The Final Showdown

Over the past few days it has become painfully obvious that the infamous Ranch and this fine blog is not big enough for both T. House Cat and Lord Helmet. It started small-an unappreciated bowl of instant mashed potatoes-and then today nearly erupted into physical violence in tax this morning. There simply isn't enough room here for two such massive tuna cans.

Therefore, one must go and one must stay (and one has a 'fro and one is gay--not only a coincidence but it also rhymes). Do not fret loyal readers of BBSD, this battle has been brewing for quite a while. In the spirit of democracy we will allow you all to debate and determine the winner of this last and epic battle.

I put it to you. Do your worst. Use this forum to describe and analyze the qualities of the two combatants and make your voice heard.

Remember bitches, VOTE OR DIE!

7 Comments:

  • At 10:57 PM, Blogger T. House Cat said…

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  • At 10:58 PM, Blogger T. House Cat said…

    Way to pull a W and manufacture a war. Idiot.

     
  • At 11:00 PM, Blogger The Ranch said…

    The Ranch votes for House Cat. Mind your p's and q's Helmet.

     
  • At 9:26 AM, Blogger Lord Helmet said…

    Lord Helmet votes for Lord Helmet for the following reasons:

    (1) T.House Cat is a tool;
    (2) Lord Helmet would whoop THC in a fight;
    (3) The Braves are better than the Orioles; and
    (4) Dartmouth College would whoop The College of William and Larry in pretty much anything (except in number of students idolizing that skater Johnny Weir)

     
  • At 9:44 AM, Anonymous Crazy Ray said…

    I vote House Cat b/c Helmet leaves ladies disappointed. Just ask my sister.

     
  • At 10:05 AM, Blogger T. House Cat said…

    (1) At least I use my tool
    (2) I forget that you have bowstaff skills. Seriously, being fat doesn't equal being able to fight.
    (3) Mazzone
    (4) The reason they have frats at Dartmouth is so that all the guys can huddle together to keep warm and plow each other in the snow. You fit in well there Helmet.
    (5) I just took a shit (one of many) that looks like your face.

     
  • At 12:27 PM, Blogger JNN said…

    Party boy asked me to check in on your blog. I obliged. This is an interesting argument, but I must say that house cat's first comment is enough to declare this war over. It's a good zing with no good comeback. Helmet may want to sit around and continue this war because he would hate to admit defeat, but all that's gonna do is drive down his polling..... and you know what I mean by polling.

     

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