Premature Adjudication

We're a bunch of law students who all live together and want to write a blog. Well, only three of us want to write, but the others may pop in occasionally. We have no true purpose, but I bet you'll see a lot about sports, current events, and general randomness. Don't worry bar admissions people we are both of high moral character and physically fit.

Thursday, March 23, 2006

Drunks and 18 year olds

What is the dream occurrance of every guy on Spring Break? Free beer? Yes, but not what I was looking for. Exposed titties? Again, yes, but still not what I was looking for. The house next door getting moved into by 18 freshman sorority girls? Ding, ding, ding. This is what happened to us, a bunch of undeserving, drunk, and akward law students.

So what happened you ask? Well, the inevitable. The one we call 'Clutch' (yet he doesn't know it) used his game to trick some poor young girl into thinking he is cool when he is actually far from it. Another, we'll call him 'The Free' (a random conversationalist who was never less than 6 beers deep all week), surprised everyone by finding an 18 year old who attached herself to his hip for a few days. Obviously life experience was not high in this group.

The others, wisely, steered clear of us, thinking that we (a bunch of 24-29 year olds) were a bunch of drunk, horny old men. They weren't far off. Those of us with girlfriends watched the events from afar, trying to stay as far away from trouble as possible, but still wanting to see the trainwreck happen. While no trainwreck did occur (they actually thought it was cool hanging with our group), we did end up leaving 'Drunkingham' with the girls on the morning we left (he still had about 10 beers in his system at 10 AM) and he proceeded to move into their house for the day. God only knows what happened, but I'm sure it was good for all those involved.

I just hope The Free ends up calling his youngun. Nothing like dating a girl who was born in 1987. That's over half a decade after him. He was alive for 1/4 of his life before she was born. Just think about that...

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