As I Sit Here...
1) What is the lowest quality that this can be while still getting me my seminar credit from Law Review?
2) Am I going to make the word count minimum? Am I going to go way over? Am I doing more work than I need to be doing? (Damnit.)
3) Why the hell do I even care?
4) What was I thinking when I ate 6 Krystal's last night? (Oh yeah, I know what I was thinking.)
5) Could I hire an Asian kid or maybe Vince Young to write this for me?
6) Who the hell named this kid?